Apparently, Michael Jackson is dead. HEEE-HEEE, OW!
Sadly, I believe this information to be false. It was only one gossip website that said he was in fact dead, everyone else initially said it was just a heart attack, right?
Well despite having good songs, MJ was pretty f*cked up. When he wasn't molesting kids, he was making himself gradually whiter, and substituting his various facial features for plastic. (Like a child molesting and musical Mr.Potato Head.)
Methinks this could be a scam to fake his own death, then live it up in the Bahamas... riding the wave of money his albums will make after everyone jumps on the "he's dead so he's awesome" bandwagon.
Ranting over. I'm fine, by the way. How are you?
AIIIIIIIDS?!

xxx
(PS, Cut Man rox.)
Here's where you can download them. If it doesn't work, it might be because of the file-type. Make sure you're using a media player that can handle .mkv files.
KYON ROCKS.
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